Showing posts with label Small Smiles Jobs Available. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Small Smiles Jobs Available. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Small Smiles Job posting full of crapola


Small Smiles Dental Centers of South Washington D.C.



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Are you looking for a fun and fast paced environment (there is that “fast paced” term again. Aren’t they in enough trouble for being so “fast paced”) where you can make a difference in the lives of others? Then join our team at Small Smiles Dental Centers where we fulfill a very special undertaking-providing superior dental care to underserved children and young adults between the ages of 2 and 20. Our company mission speaks for itself - "We give America's kids the smiles they deserve". (they actually trademarked this term)

Small Smiles Dental Centers, the nation's most experienced dental provider (it’s also the nations most bankrupt and most federally investigated) to children who qualify for government insurance and has been named one of Fast Company Magazine’s 2007 (5 years ago!!!)Fast 50 Companies doing good in the world [LMAO!!!]. We have over 60 dental centers (looks like they are down 12 clinics, that’s not “fast growing”, that’s fast dropping!!) in the United States operating as individual practices (they may be operating as, but they are not individual practices, I can’t believe they are still trying to sell this horseshit!) where each team member takes our mission seriously. In order to accomplish that assignment we must hire great people! And we have an excellent opportunity for an ambitious REGISTERED NURSE to grow our state-of-the-art dental center.

Due to our continued growth, (these folks are delusional!, they have lost 12 clinics in as many months! That is NOT growth! I believe these people actually believe their own hype!) are currently seeking a REGISTERED NURSE. This state-of-the-art dental office provides quality dental care to children and young adults. We offer benefits and bonus opportunity! Spanish bilingual preferred.

Responsible for preparing post anesthesia areas for patients, monitoring patients’ vital signs, administering medications, coordinating planned nursing care with other health care team members, assisting in proper preparation of supplies, medications, and equipment, Patient Management, and Treatment Room Management.

(Scary thought of these people putting out the budget numbers, quotas for the number of sedations required each week. For instance Colorado Springs is “budgeted” $600 per day or an average of $12k a month. DC is “budgeted” $550 per day or an average of $11,500k a month, while Pueblo is "budgeted” $23k a month. However, Charleston SC is where they sedate the most, with a target of $53k a month. So when the clinics don’t make these numbers, what do you think happens? )



•        Comprehensive and current knowledge of nursing theory and practice.

•        Thorough knowledge of and ability to implement principles of aseptic technique.

  • Knowledge of surgical procedures, techniques and consequent nursing interventions.
  • Knowledge of the policies, procedures, philosophies, goals and objectives of ambulatory surgery
  • Minimum of two years post anesthesia experience desired.

•        Ability to approach his/her responsibilities with a rational, reasoned approach.

•        Must be able to organize and prioritize assignments, duties and responsibilities.

  • Must be able to identify, analyze and implement effective problem-solving techniques.
  • Display initiative, flexibility and adaptability in his/her career approach.
  • Ability to maintain a cheerful, poised, professional manner in the face of adversity.
  • Graduate of an accredited school of nursing, licensed as a Registered Nurse or a Licensed Practical Nurse in practicing state, BCLS certified, ACLS certified REQUIRED

We reward, value [they certainly do] and invest greatly in our team members. All full-time team members are eligible for medical insurance, long and short-term disability insurance, dental, vision, and life insurance after 90 days employment. Additionally, we offer paid time off and 8 paid holidays, retirement plan, direct deposit, and promotional opportunity.

To learn more about Small Smiles Dental Centers, please be sure to visit our website at

Remember to ask about our Employee Referral Program.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Latest Small Smiles Job Postings

Wait a minute, I thought Church Street Health Management was simply a “management company” contracted with dental centers to manage day to day operations.  (sarcasm) Hmmm… 

They aren’t even telling folks this is to work at their Small Smiles Dental Centers.

If anyone reading this ad has a brain cell one left, do NOT call Jacob!  It’s a trap you don’t want to be caught up in…  I promise! But if you are here at this website, you likely already know that, don’t you?

Here’s a current job posting:

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Small Smiles Seeking Dentists In Several Clinics

If you are interested in a job with Small Smiles in any of the following cities:

Aurora, Colorado

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Pueblo, Colorado

Reno, Nevada

Wichita, Kansas

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Montgomery, Alabama

Dothan, Alabama

Roanoke, Virginia

Albany, New York


Boston, Massachusetts

and are interested in treating young underserved children they offer excellent base salary, promotion opportunities and benefits (including monthly bonus potential, then click here to apply.